boyfront:

i can easily believe most tumblr users havent had sex or kissed anyone yet but im curious to see if substance celibacy sweeps here too

do you or have you ever tried drugs or alcohol

i drink/have drunk alcohol, but not done drugs

i do/have done drugs, but not drank alcohol

i enjoy/have tried both drugs and alcohol

i have not tried/do not enjoy either

and to clarify, when i say drink alcohol i mean a full drink and when i say drugs i mean recreationally

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

xiaoguiwang:

“cost of living” i dont think being alive & all that entails should cost money, like, at all.

kosmogrl:

daisychainsandbowties:

“let me get that for you” i say sexily pulling on a door that says push